Because I was the MAGAZINE cover-dog!
Because I have multi-dextrous PAW even when SLEEPING.
Because I always DOSED off to sleep when Mom & Dad are eating!
Because I always SMELL my feet while SLEEPING.
Because I know how to SQUINT my eyes under the sun!
Because I will CHEW any BICHON FRISE dog to bits when I see one!
Because i love the SUN and SUN-TANNING.
Because i am an early-RISER.
Becuase I am FAMOUS in Europe and England!
Because I am like FERRARI- fast!
RABBIT-hopping funny!
HORSE-galloppingly elegant.
TONGUE-hangingly stupid.
Because I am PHOTOGENIC.
Because I am HYDRO-phobia.
Because I can STARE like a human!
Because I have EXPRESSIVE eyes!
Because I always watch Dad's back and he WATCHES over mine!
Because I am INTELLIGENT!
Because I always need to ELEVATE my CHIN.
Because I love PILLOWS.
But I am AFRAID of sophiscated things!
Why Pembroke Welsh Corgi? Because she is a mid-size dog, presence and look of a big handsome guard dog, yet playful, energetic, sporty and fun-loving and she isvery obedient.
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